Fill your Skrote with a half-gallon of ice water in the morning and have ice-cold water all day long! Or take it to your favorite craft brewery and take 64 ounces of your favorite beer along with you. Stays cold all day long! PLUS, you get a free "ASK ME ABOUT MY SKROTE" sticker!
Let's face it... you're gonna want EVERYONE to see your Skrote™ ~ and if they're lucky, you might let 'em hold your Skrote™!
One-Year Warranty from defects or regular-use failure, and a 30-day money-back guarantee if you're not happy once you have the chance to get up close and personal with your Skrote™.